MECHANICAL QUOTES

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MECHANICAL QUOTES

1.     No Fluctuation, No
error bcoz Royal Mechanical will rule Forever
2.     God is Mechanical
Engineer, So AM!
3.     I am not a mechanic
but a mechanical engineer
4.     Without ME physics
is just theory
5.     Mechanical
engineers do it with less stress and strain
6.     Mechanical
engineers do it with less energy and greater efficiency
7.     Mechanical
Engineers: The world does resolve around us
8.     When the Mechanical
rest, the World rust
9.     2 years ago
Logical, 1 year ago Digital, Forever its Mechanical
10.  Trust me I am an ME
11.  From Screwing to
Manufacturing… We do it all..
12.  ME – The God Father
of Engineering
13.  Once it was
Constructional, then it was Logical, it was sinusoidal but Forever it was
Mechanical
14.  We build Machines
that Build Machines
15.  ME Engineers do it
with precision
16.  No TECH without
MECH
17.  Religion: Engineer;
Caste: Mechanical
18.  When we screw; even
metals cry
19.  I am a Mechanical
Engineer, not a magician
20.  No bugs to kill, no
circuits to fill, We are born to rule..we are Mechanical’s
21.  We are the gear of
tomorrow
22.  Do u know the meaning
of ME? ; MOTHER OF ENGINEERING..; Proud to be a ME.
23.  Machinist do it
with Precession
24.  East or West; Mech
is best
25.  When we shine we
Lighten the world, When we think we Turn the world, When we stand we rule the
world, We are Kings   of all…Mechanical Engineers !
26.   Mercury level
is raising because Mechanical is on Fire
27.  Mechanical
Engineers can become a mechanic; software engineer cannot become software
28.  No Teeth No World,
No Gears No World
29.  When there is a
Fault I Fix the NUT, yeah THATS ME
30.  Make a way for mighty
mex or get screwed. Machine rule the world, We rule the Machines
31.  Gentlemen I will
Start your Engines
32.  Suck-squeeze-Suck-Squeeze
We do it in a 4-stroke way
33.  I screw for Leaving
34.  Mine is not to ask
Why, Mine is to Tool and die..!
35.  Ask me for a Lube
job
36.  Have you checked
your oil lately
37.  Let me tighten your
bolts !
38.  We do it in four
stroke way
39.  Let me check your
Horn
40.  Rear End Collision
Specialist
41.  Ask me about my
Toolbox !
42.  Got the Nerve to
dare ME ?
43.  Inspiration is only
beginning rest is all about being ME !
44.  Nut is as per bolt
45.  Highly Mechanized
46.  Mechanical
Engineering a shear delight
47.  Get in gear with a
mechanical engineer
48.  I am not a nut but
I can screw well
49.  I believe in Big
Bang theory
50.  Never take ME as
granted !
51.  It’s not that I
can’t explain, it’s just that you wouldn’t understand
52.  If it’s not broke,
take it apart and fix it
53.  Yesterday, I
couldn’t spell Engineer, today I are one
54.  Life is fluid
55.  This is what an
engineer looks like..
56.  Law of mechanical
repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to
itch and you will have to pee
57.  Dad’s pit screw
58.  Just d (u) it
59.  Is Hell endothermic
or exothermic ?
60.  So next time you
see an electric bulb, remember that it is not lighter emitter but a Dark Sucker
61.  Genius is 1 percent
inspiration and 99 percent perspiration. Which is why Engineers sometimes
really bad
62.  Mechanical
Engineers build planes and missiles Civil Engineers build targets
63.  We have what it
takes what you have
64.  A vibration is a
motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go
65.  Every nut needs a
bolt
66.  Join us or dare to
bit us..
67.  Shame on u girls
still I am single ..the Mechanical Engineer
68.  Suck, Squeeze,
Bang, and blow – This is how ME Loves to do it
69.  Had we, a place to
stand upon, we might raise the world
70.  Mechanical
Engineers do it automatically
71.  Mechanical Engineer
do it with fluid dynamics
72.  MECH Dares, all
other just STARES
73.  We crank up the
lives, We shift up the gears, Beware of us, bcoz we are the “Mechanical
Engineers”
74.  Cranks and wheels
with piston and gears no one’s like us and not even dares we the creator of
machines and others despair just bcoz we are the Mechanical Engineers
75.  We make the world
76.  We Mech the world
77.  So what if u r not
an Mech Engineer everybody is not born Perfectionist
78.  Can do it again
& again I Reciprocate..!
79.  Mam, please enter the
RPM
80.  Feeling Lonely at
the Top!!! – Mech. Engg.
81.  If you like me
raise your Hand else raise your Standard – I am just ME!
82.  I couldn’t fix your
brakes. So I made your Horn Louder
83.  Casting the world,
Forging the campus, Shaping the universe, Welding the rest of all braches,
Bcoz, We are the Men, We are the machine, and we are Mechanical Engineer’s
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